Cat, Cartoon, Carnivore, Felidae, Organism, Art, Font, Line

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don’t much care where–' said Alice.
'Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

Lewis Caroll – Alice in Wonderland (1865)

HULLO

Hairstyle, Vertebrate, White, Botany, Organism, Mammal, Rectangle, Font, Art

For those of you less familiar with the many pages of Alasdair Gray’s Lanark, click play on Oracle One to listen to a prologue with a synopsis and more jokes.

Prologue

For those of you who can quote Lanark by heart, pick Oracle Two for an introduction without a synopsis and fewer jokes.

For those of you who don’t much care, do as you wish.

Facial expression, Hair, Nose, Joint, Head, Hand, Plant, Hairstyle, Arm, Eye

Oracle One

Human body, Joint, Hand, Arm, Shoulder, White, Leg, Organ, Neck, Jaw

Oracle Two

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?''That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.'I don’t much care where–' said Alice.'Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don’t much care where–' said Alice.
'Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,' said the Cat.